OBEY. CONSUME. TIP 20%.  •  THEY LIVE. WE SLEEP. SPLIT THE BILL.  •  NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT  •  MONEY IS YOUR GOD  •  CONFORM. SUBMIT. PAY YOUR SHARE.  •  STAY ASLEEP  •  THE GOLDEN RULE: HE WHO HAS THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES  •  REWARD INDIFFERENCE  •  KEEP YOUR RECEIPTS  •  OBEY. CONSUME. TIP 20%.  •  THEY LIVE. WE SLEEP. SPLIT THE BILL.  •  NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT  •  MONEY IS YOUR GOD  •  CONFORM. SUBMIT. PAY YOUR SHARE.  •  STAY ASLEEP  •  THE GOLDEN RULE: HE WHO HAS THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES  •  REWARD INDIFFERENCE  •  KEEP YOUR RECEIPTS  • 
Receipt surveillance system v2.0

SPLIT BILLS.
PAY WHAT
YOU OWE.

Snap the receipt. Share the link. Everyone claims what they ordered. Tax, tip, and fees split proportionally. Zero cents lost.

How it works
01

Snap the receipt

Take a photo or drop an image. AI reads every item, price, tax, tip, and fee. No typing.

02

Share the link

Everyone opens the link, picks their name, and checks off what they ordered. Real-time sync for the whole table.

03

Pay what you owe

Each person sees their total with proportional tax, tip, and fees. One-tap Venmo. Done.

Capabilities
🤖

AI Chat Agent

"I had the ramen and we split the edamame." The bot claims items, does the math, and roasts your food choices.

📸

Receipt Scanner

Drop a photo and AI extracts everything. Items, prices, quantities, tax, tip. If something's off, fix it in chat.

Real-Time Sync

WebSocket-powered. Everyone sees claims, totals, and chat update instantly. No refreshing.

🎤

The Roast

When the bill is finalized, AI writes a personalized roast of everyone's choices. "$105 on sake? Rent is due, legend."

Zero tolerance

EVERY CENT IS ACCOUNTED FOR.

Integer arithmetic from input to output. No floating point. No rounding errors. The sum of all shares equals the bill. Always.

How the split works

1. Claim items. Each person checks off what they ordered. Shared items split evenly.

2. Calculate your percentage. Your subtotal ÷ full subtotal = your share of the bill.

3. Apply to overhead. Ordered 40% of the food? Pay 40% of the tax, tip, and fees.

4. Round-robin remainders. Extra pennies distributed one at a time. No one absorbs all the rounding.

Example: $100 dinner, $10 tax, $20 tip
Alice: $60 food (60%) → $60 + $6 tax + $12 tip = $78
Bob: $40 food (40%) → $40 + $4 tax + $8 tip = $52
$78 + $52 = $130 = total. Zero cents lost.
Checksum

Numbers must add up or the receipt is rejected.

Remainder

Extra pennies rotate across people fairly.

Proportional

Overhead split by your share of the subtotal.

Auditable

Every action logged. Every split visible.

THE INVARIANT
Σ(shares) ≡ bill
sum(person.total for all people) == grand_total
Integration
🤖

Agent Skill

Works with Claude Code, OpenClaw, or any agent that supports skill files.

owethat.com/skill

REST API

Create and manage receipts programmatically. All monetary values in cents.

POST /api/publish
{ "title": "Dinner",
  "items": [...],
  "grand_total": 8200 }
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